Earth Mother Fucking Quake

So there was just a 5.8 earthquake in D.C. I was asleep and woke up to my bed shaking and everything else around my shifting. At first I thought it was my brother doing something in his room. Then I thought it was my neighbor's dog freaking out. And then I realized it was an earthquake. I ran out calling for Brendan who was already outside. By then it had stopped and the first thing he says to me is put something on before the after shock.

The boy is more worried about his appearances than that of my safety. What the fuck.